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Michael!

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It's time to go!

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We can't wait!

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He's filling buckets again.

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The man is an imbecile.

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Why does filling buckets
make him an imbecile?!

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You just don't like him
because he's different from you

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and you don't understand people
who are different from you.

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Why is he always in that shed?
What's he doing down there?

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He's got pets.

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- What kind of pets?
- I don't know. Animals in jars.

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Fish.

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Fish?!

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Listen, I don't know
and I don't care.

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He can do what he wants
in his own shed.

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Just leave him alone.

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Oh, bugger.

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What are you doing?

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Ooh...

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Hello?

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Hello. Michael's phone.

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Hello?

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Michael?

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Michael?!

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Good morning, your majesties.

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OK...

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Who will answer me a question?

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Will you?

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Will you tell me the truth?

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OK, erm...

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..I want to know something
really specific, OK?

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Something...

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Something really stupid.

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Will I...

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Will I ever be in Neighbours?

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OK.

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OK.

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OK, OK, yeah, one more question.

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Your Majesty, I need you
to tell me some numbers.

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Six numbers.

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Hello. Animal Watch.
Can I help you?

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Yeah, hiya. My neighbour
has got monkeys in his shed.

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OK, can I take your name, please?

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Is this a good number
to contact you on?

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- You don't need to contact me, OK?
- You'd prefer to remain anonymous?

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No.

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I would like to report my neighbour,
Michael Sleep.

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OK, can I have a brief understanding
of what it is

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- you're calling about today?
- I've just told you, for God's sake!

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My neighbour, Michael Sleep,
has got monkeys in his shed.

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OK, there's no need to talk to me
like that, sir.

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Like what?! I'm trying to report
monkeys here, pal.

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Is the animal in a situation
that requires urgent human help?

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Do you not need a licence
to keep monkeys?!

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Certain species of monkeys
you do, yeah.

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Is this animal in a situation
that requires urgent human help?

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Well, I'd say keeping
shaved monkeys in jars of water

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probably isn't good for them,
wouldn't you?

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I'm sorry, your neighbour has
shaved monkeys in jars of water?

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That's what I said, right.
And he's put them in clothes.

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- How many monkeys?
- Three.

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- Are you sure they're monkeys?
- No! I'm not sure what I've seen,

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to be honest, pal,
but I know I didn't like it.

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Right, I'm struggling slightly
with this information.

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Do you maybe want to calm down,
have a think about

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exactly what it is you wish
to report, and phone us back?

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No. I'd like somebody
to come and investigate.

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- Can I take your address?
- I'm not giving you my address!

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Thank you for your call.

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Fuck!

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Bloody hell!

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Water butt was empty, had to go
down the canal. Give us a hand.

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Yeah. Sorry.

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Is he all right?

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He looks different.

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- What's wrong with them?
- I don't know.

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Did you speak to them
when I was gone?

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Did you ask them any questions?

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No.

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You need to ask them about Clea.

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- I know.
- When?

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Soon. I'm not ready.

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Right, well, you might not have much
time. I mean, they don't look well.

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I'll ask tonight.

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We'd better get to work.

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Yeah, right, OK.

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Oh, your phone rang while
you were getting water,

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but they didn't say anything.
There was someone on the other end

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but I don't think
they could hear me.

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British Columbia?

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That's the one.
Where's British Columbia?

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Michael?
Where's British Columbia?

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Canada.

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Hello, mate.

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Float On
by Modest Mouse

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♪ I backed my car into a cop car
the other day

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♪ Well, he just drove off,
sometimes life's OK

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♪ I ran my mouth off a bit too much

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♪ Oh, what did I say?

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♪ Well, you just laughed it off,
it was all OK

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♪ And we'll all float on, OK

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♪ And we'll all float on, OK... ♪

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Michael?

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♪ Float on, OK

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♪ And we'll all float on anyway... ♪

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Yeah, it's me.

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Coast is clear.

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♪ All right, already,
and we'll all float on

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♪ All right, already,
we'll all float on

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♪ All right, don't worry,
we'll all float on

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♪ Even if things get heavy,
we'll all float on... ♪

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I mean...

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What...?

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- What sort of time do you call this?
- Yes, exactly!

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What sort of time do you call this?
You should've been here an hour ago.

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We slept in.

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- Are you two...?
- What?

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An item.

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- No!
- Urgh!

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Jesus!
I'm old enough to be her dad!

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What's going on?

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- Do you mind, Brigham?
- No. What's going on?

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Head office are due here any minute

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and if I wasn't so desperately
short-staffed

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and if I didn't so desperately
need you on the shop floor,

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- I would fire you right here on the spot.
- Right.

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But you're not going to?

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Erm, no, I just said, I can't
because I desperately need you here.

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Well, that told us.

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Can I have a go on your long bike,
Michael.

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Brigham, we haven't got...

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Head office are due here any minute.

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I feel like I'm running
a nursery school here!

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Or a circus.

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Don't answer that. Don't answer...

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Michael, don't answer it.

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- Hello, Hilary?
- Bloody Hilary again!

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- He's done what?
- Michael!

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00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,599
OK. No, I'll come over right now.

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OK.

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My dad has won a motorbike.

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I need to get over there.

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Brigham, I need my bike back!

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Brigham!

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Hey, sorry, no, you're going
to have to move that, love.

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- I've got to get out 'ere.
- You can get your car through there.

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Not without mounting the pavement,
I can't!

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Then mount the pavement.

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It's an Audi!

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Excuse me!

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00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,279
Dad, what the hell's going on?

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Erm... Nothing.

153
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,279
What do you mean, "Nothing"?
Where did the bike come from?!

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I won it.
Bikes and Beverages Magazine.

155
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Have you seen what you've done
to the lawn?

156
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,599
Well, it's a bit more powerful
than I'm used to.

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Off the bike.

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Off the bike, Dad!

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00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,119
I'm just getting used to it.

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Argh...

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00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:30,119
Dad, this is Kacey.
She's my friend from work.

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She's helping us with the project
with the prophets.

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Oh.

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Right, I'm going to bring
the bike round the front.

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- Tracy?
- Kacey.

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00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,519
- Stacy?
- Kacey.

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00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,440
Brian.

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Nice to meet you, Brian.
I've heard a lot about you.

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- Nothing good, I hope.
- He says you're a pain in the arse.

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Excellent!

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So, how are you getting on
with the homunculi?

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It must be about time to exhume
the jars from the manure.

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They're out. Dug 'em out last night.

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00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,519
- Already?
- Yep.

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00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:05,279
And? Did he ask his questions
about Clea?

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00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,359
Not yet, no. I think he's...

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00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,519
- I think he's building up to it.
- Well, he hasn't got much time.

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Once they pass the state
of divination,

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they start to deteriorate.

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Oh, right.

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00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,039
I mean, they were already looking
pretty ragged this morning.

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00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,759
And for goodness' sake don't waste
time by asking them questions.

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Every question you ask them
wears them out.

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00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,119
Shit.

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00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,280
Have you been wasting questions?

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00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:34,039
Oh, here they are. Just apologising,
Dad, on your behalf,

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- for the mess in the garden.
- Don't worry, love.

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00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,877
We need to get back to your house
quickly.

189
00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:39,917
What's the rush?

190
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,160
Can we borrow your bike?

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00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,040
I'll be two seconds.

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00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,759
Are you joking me?

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00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,400
Hey!

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00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,839
- Hello. Are you the owner?
- Yes.

195
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,199
- Mr Sleep? Michael Sleep?
- Who are you?

196
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,039
We're from the Open University.

197
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,279
We have reason to believe that
there was a very prominent meteor

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00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,279
sighted in the area
a couple of nights ago and...

199
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,597
Sorry, what do you want?

200
00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:37,700
We're looking for
a valuable meteorite.

201
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,239
We think it may be in your house.

202
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,519
How valuable?

203
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:46,279
I mean, invaluable as far
as furthering our...

204
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,519
No, no, no. How much is it worth,
monetary value?

205
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,279
Depending on its size and type,

206
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,039
it could be worth
several thousand pounds.

207
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,039
No, you're all right, thank you.

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00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,159
- Pardon?
- Not today, thank you.

209
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,519
I am looking for a bird book
that could be worth £10 million.

210
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,279
That kind of knocks your
several-thousand-pound space rock

211
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,359
into a cocked hat, doesn't it?

212
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,760
Now...

213
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,040
They're my boxes.

214
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,119
Right, OK, thank you.

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00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,480
Here we go.

216
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,279
Michael, I'm trying to move
my car out, here.

217
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,119
Oh. Good luck with that, Cliff.

218
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,920
You're going to have trouble
getting past all this lot.

219
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,439
Erm, excuse me!

220
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:39,280
Who gave you permission
to take all this stuff?

221
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,680
Hello?!

222
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,319
Can you go and check
on the prophets?

223
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,039
I'm going to go and find out
what the bloody hell's going on.

224
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,280
- Hi, Olive.
- Hello, Michael.

225
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,000
Oh, God.

226
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,279
Hello, Michael. You're home early.

227
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,359
- What are you doing, Roy?
- I'm taking back my property.

228
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,279
That stuff belongs to me.

229
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,040
Are you Michael Sleep?

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00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,399
- Who are you?
- We're from the Open University.

231
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,599
We have reason to believe there was
a meteorite landed in this area

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00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,933
two nights ago.

233
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:23,496
Is that what you're looking for, too?

234
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,119
- No.
- He's looking for a bird book.

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00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,960
F...!

236
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,760
Argh!

237
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,679
Bastard!

238
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,920
Argh!

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00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,759
- You can't do this.
- It belongs to me, Michael.

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00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,879
- You are squatting in my house.
- Right, I'm phoning the police.

241
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,840
Nine, nine, nine.

242
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,079
Hello. Police, please.

243
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,999
Michael, hang up, for God's sake.
Don't embarrass yourself.

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00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,439
Hello. Yes. Erm...
Well, I'm being burgled.

245
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,359
Yes. Michael Sleep,
30 Marvin Gardens.

246
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,439
It's just off the Wilmslow Road.

247
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,919
Oh, you know it?

248
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,319
Well, they're taking things out
of the house without my permission

249
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,799
under the guise of being
a removals company.

250
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:37,399
Hello. Erm, I'm just going to
put you on hold.

251
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,800
Give it up, mate.

252
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,359
The king is out of his jar, OK?

253
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,039
He was trying to get at the queen,
and he's in here somewhere

254
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,479
but I don't know where he's gone.
He, like, attacked me.

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00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,759
- He jumped on me, scratched my face.
- OK, thank you for your call.

256
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,759
I'll be there as soon
as I possibly can. Bye.

257
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,279
Hello, officer. Sorry about that.
Where were we?

258
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,679
Burgled!

259
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,359
30 Marvin Gardens.

260
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,839
It's just...

261
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,279
Wilmslow Road.

262
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,080
OK, thank you. Bye.

263
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,919
I don't know what to say, Michael.
That was ridiculous.

264
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,559
Your phone rang halfway through.

265
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,536
Do you seriously expect me
to believe...

266
00:19:16,568 --> 00:19:17,790
The police are here.

267
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,311
They're bloody good 'round here,
the coppers.

268
00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:22,256
What do I say?

269
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:26,040
I'll speak to them. It's legally
my property - I'll explain it.

270
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,760
I'll be in my shed!

271
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,480
Hello, there.

272
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:36,399
There's been a mix-up.
I think you've had a wasted journey.

273
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,559
Are you the owner of this property,
sir?

274
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,399
Yes, I am,
but there's no burglary.

275
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,519
We've had a report that
you're keeping monkeys here.

276
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,159
Monkeys?

277
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,440
Do you mind if we have
a look around?

278
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,000
No.

279
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,359
Aargh!

280
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,759
Don't yell! You know it upsets them.

281
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,040
Right, it's in here somewhere
and it's out of its jar.

282
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,759
It was on me face.
It was horrible. Like a cold sponge.

283
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,759
All right, all right, calm down.

284
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,279
We've got to get it back
in its water.

285
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,740
Where... Where is it?

286
00:20:11,764 --> 00:20:13,656
I think it's
under those shelves, over there.

287
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,040
Broom.

288
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,120
Be careful, it scratches.

289
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,919
Your Majesty?

290
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,039
It's me, Michael.

291
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,760
We've got to get you back
in the water, mate.

292
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,200
Argh!

293
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,559
Oh, no! Argh!

294
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,479
Get him off me!

295
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,639
Argh! Argh!

296
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,279
Aaargh!

297
00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:43,319
Ow! Your Majesty!

298
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,039
It hurts!

299
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,519
Argh!

300
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,760
Do you mind opening this up for me?

301
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,679
Bloody hell.

302
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,920
Is that the Action Man helicopter?

303
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,520
Yeah.

304
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,840
OK...

305
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,520
..I'll knock him off the curtain,
you throw something over him.

306
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,759
Ready?

307
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,920
Three, two, one...

308
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,919
- Argh!
- Get him, get him, get him!

309
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,760
Urgh!

310
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,439
Urgh... Urgh!

311
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:13,280
Urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh!

312
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,040
Oh, Your Majesty.

313
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,680
It's over.

314
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,920
I can't let them be discovered.

315
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,199
I'm going to have to put them
out of their misery.

316
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,719
- You haven't asked your question.
- There isn't time.

317
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,519
There is time...

318
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,039
..if you do it now, OK?

319
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,159
This might be your only chance,
mate. Come on, be brave.

320
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,040
Ask.

321
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,279
- Why is it here?
- I don't know.

322
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,920
I don't live here.

323
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,159
I mean, it's my house,
but my sister's partner lives here.

324
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,759
He's a bit of a strange bloke.

325
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,760
Up to all sorts.

326
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,760
- What's his name?
- Michael.

327
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,760
Michael Sleep.

328
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,040
Do you know where we can find
Mr Sleep?

329
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,960
Yeah. He's in the shed.

330
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,880
I need an answer...

331
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,160
..about Clea.

332
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,040
It's about my Clea.

333
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,520
Is Clea alive?

334
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,520
Your Majesty...

335
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,760
..one last question, mate.

336
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,640
Will Clea ever come back home?

337
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,040
Does she love me?

338
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,040
Does Clea love me?

339
00:25:06,061 --> 00:25:07,319
Mr Sleep?

340
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,079
Michael Sleep?

341
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,080
It's the police. Would you mind
opening the door, please?

342
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,279
Michael Sleep, it's the police!

343
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,040
Open the door!

344
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,680
Police! Open the door!

345
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,599
Argh!

346
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,040
Hang on.

347
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,279
There you go.

348
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,360
Fight amongst yourselves.

349
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,520
What are you going to do now?

350
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,360
I think I have to go to Canada.

351
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,280
How are you going to get there?

352
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,919
Can you get to Canada
on a motorbike?

353
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,680
You can try.

354
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,520
Kace, I'm so sorry you didn't
get to ask your question.

355
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,759
I did, actually.

356
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,040
While you were getting water.

357
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,520
And?

358
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,039
- I think I have to get to Australia.
- No way!

359
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,680
Seriously?

360
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,039
- You're going to be in Neighbours?
- Apparently.

361
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,520
How are you going to
get to Australia?

362
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,760
I might have asked another question.

363
00:27:49,481 --> 00:27:50,680
Split it?

364
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,359
Hopefully it'll be enough
to pay for the flight.

365
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,839
Yeah.

366
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,760
And some acting lessons.

367
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,280
Prick.

368
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,519
♪ I put the kettle on

369
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,279
♪ The wise man's song

370
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,040
♪ For you

371
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,519
♪ I took a needle and thread

372
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:37,680
♪ To make amends with you

373
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,519
♪ And the tape rolls on

374
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,279
♪ Another year gone

375
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,040
♪ And I await your cue

376
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,279
♪ I put the kettle on

377
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,919
♪ The wise man's song

378
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,560
♪ For you. ♪

379
00:29:26,584 --> 00:29:28,584
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